Tuesday 1st December: Edwin: [12:25] Well, I would kill all my friends and replace them with n-r clones, but carrying a phone is less hassle
Tuesday 21st October: Alex: Entropy is known for curling up on your laps - Sarah: And the laws of physics have just run out of the door...
Vitenka: Tango's only problem is that he has surface tension
Saturday 18th October: Rob: This is the problem with not being omnipresent. Girls sometimes leave.
Friday 17th October: no-reverse.redstone-isp.net: [10:07] You've turned into a cat. That's an unusual debating tactic, but I can't deny it has thrown me off my stride.
Friday 12th September: StuartFraser: I'm not sure that "n-r appears to have been strangled by a lemur" counts as worried.
Tuesday 2nd September: Alex: I'll see your cheese, and raise you cheese... cheese... and cheese. - Chris: That's a lot of cheese. I'll fold.
Saturday 23rd August: Ady: Unless you like mud-wrestling. - Jacqueline: Is that my bra?
Wednesday 13th August: Rob: This is why I'm not an economist. - Alex: What, due to the absence of seminaked wolf goddesses? - Rob nods
Friday 1st August: MoonShadow: [15:38] If you drink enough draught iced coffee, you will achieve synergy and understand the true meaning of >
Thursday 31st July: Steve: The Universe. Quite a radical thing. Completely unique. Never been bettered. It was a totally revolutionary idea, to create a universe. [long pause] ...My bathroom can't really compete.
Lou: I'm into being in love, Beethoven, and earthquakes.
Tuesday 22nd July: Vitenka to PepsiAndTango: Could you let go of my cuticle, please? - Alex: Aww, but they're kittens. They're cute and ickle. - Vitenka: And also sharp.
Wednesday 9th July: Serge: Not only is BigBrother watching me, it thinks I'm a woman, in need of light bulbs!
Thursday 26th June: Elaine to Alex: There's all these superheroes with all these super powers. That sounds like you, doesn't it?
Saturday 21st June: Sally: Look what Adam bought me, look what Adam bought me! It wasn't a breast, it was a badge.
Tuesday 17th June: Vitenka: You maniacs! Emphasis on the "axe"!
Sun 15th June: Sally: "Help, help, someone's having a heart attack! Fetch the bouncy castle!"
Fri 30th May: Tiffer to his wife: I'm not making fun of you! Don't stick your tongue out at me! Unless it's as part of a kiss.
Tiffer: Ady, if you ever want to know if your wife is going to go to the toilet, just ask me
Tue 27th May: [After the conversation concludes that having a house and a cat is sufficient to make someone an adult] rob: If you have a hamster and a cat, they cancel each other out - dave: Only if the hamster is poisonous..
alex: I was admiring Matthew's simple harmonic motion
tiffer: I made a giraffe. Actually I made a two-headed giraffe - it was awesome! But then the eyes popped on one of the heads, and it turned into a normal one.
tiffer to amy, drinking liquid chocolate: Oh, you said "would you like some Baileys in that?"! I thought you said babies. I thought "Yay, chocolate cannibalism."
tiffer: You know when someone's laughing when they make the same noise lots of times in a row... Also known as "laughing".
tiffer: Alex is six years older than me now! That's never been the case before!
tiffer: Stop using science, it doesn't work!
Thu 15th May: Senji: [10:21] Vitenka: my mouth is a multi-type editor and can be used to read both jelly and cake.
Fri 9th May: Vitenka: [14:19] Exception: Flooding the universe, or filling it with cats, causes the framerate to drop slightly. regarding DwarfFortress
Wed 7th May: no-reverse.redstone-isp.net: [15:47] I heard that if you drive on the Eurostar you have to sit in your cat through the tunnel client2.poly.msm.cam.ac.uk: [15:36] Best. Typo. Ever.
Mon 21st Apr: StuartFraser: Sexual zeppelins are actually marsupials, and it's quite hard for the female zeppelin to maintain correct attitude control whilst carrying an immature zeppelin in her pouch.
Tue 1st Apr: Stuart: I'm reasonably certain that if an omnibenevolent being makes a pun, it must be a *good* pun
Rachael: You can't name a cat "Kittens"! It'd be horribly schizophrenic - it wouldn't know if it was multiple! - Edwin: You could get another one, and call it "Rhinoceroses"
I don't think I said that first bit. It doesn;t sound like the sort of thing I'd say. I vaguely remember someone saying it, though. --Rachael
Stuart to Sarah: I was wondering if the vision was of Tyrannosaurus Rex in your bedroom
Fri 14th Mar: Tiffer: I used to get confused about parsley. I used to put it on people's pillows. You know? I was thinking, "Parsley... garnish... sweets... pillows..."
Ady: "I Had My Head Chopped Off With A Lightsabre At A Wedding", And Other Short Stories
Tiffer: Most of the girls I know who claimed to be feminists don't actually seem to be any different. They're just normal girls. The only thing is they occasionally initiate sex. [People look strangely at him] ...I knew quite a few feminists while I was at university.
Jacqueline: It's perfectly make-sense-ible.
Wed 12th Mar: Serge: You can make anything distressing if you give it an axe
Thu 14th Feb: ChiarkPerson: What's a library of congress? Is it like Wales? - Vitenka: Smaller, fewer hills, more sheep. Otherwise I guess so. - StuartFraser: There are more sheep in the library of congress than in Wales?
Kate: My Dad does the dishes, so it'll have to be Princess Di
Kenton: Playing chess has a logical purity to it, while Antarctica is full of dirty penguins!
Peter: A charging rhino isn't hostile. It might just be heading towards' something it... really wants to give a hug to.
Steve: Would you rather be without underwear or electricity?
I suspect ApplesToApples may have been involved for the above four. At least, I really hope so... --CH
Lizzie: We've got a big corrugated-- - Steve: Cow?
Sat 26th Jan: Rachael: Magic cards are sneaky, because there's no clear distinction between tidying them up and playing with them
Sun 20th Jan: Tiffer [brushing chocolate off his arm]': I can't tell what's moles and what's chocolate. They're so similar. - Alex: Apart from in several of the most relevant ways! - Tiffer: Moles don't brush off. Oh, that one just did! Cool!
Sun 6th Jan: Rachael: What is it with you all and almost-literal elephants?
Thu 3rd Jan: Steve Gane: I don't think I have any spare elbows
Rachael: You could make home-made bread with iron filings in it, and then you could use a magnet to hoover up your crumbs!
Tue 1st Jan: Will: Just 'cause I can't speak English doesn't mean I can't teach it.
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