AnyoneKnowAnyCures

• Re-dose.
  
• This may or may not help, but drink lots and lots of water.  A cup every half an hour or so.  --Vitenka
  
• Try holding your breath for 30 seconds.
  
• Hot milk and honey works wonders.
  
• Boil some potatoes. Don't drain them. Drape a large towel over your head and the pan to create a small enclosed space. Breathe the steam for ~10-15 minutes.
  
• A long hot relaxing bath.
  
• "My mother always swears by tapioca pudding." (C) NeilGaiman, "Stardust" (ISBN 0747274193 )
  

That's the version without the lovely paintings.  Which seems a bit pointless.  --Vitenka

It's still a good story - and until you mentioned it, I didn't know of the 'version with the lovely paintings' - SunKitten

Really?  You are seriously missing out.  JamesCat? stole back the copy he gave me for my birthday, otherwise I'd bring it next time I came down - it truly is glorious.  It's a good story, yes - a wonderful implementation of a traditional tale - but it's the pictures that really make it work.  And, um, the pade that isbn links to mentions it ;)  --Vitenka

You mentioned it first at the marathon, IIRC. And I don't usually follow out-of-wiki links, at least, not in work time, and not usually if it's just an ISBN - SunKitten

• Hair of the dog.
  
• Run it under hot water for 5 minutes
  
• Run it under cold water for 5 minutes
  
• Try spraying it with weedkiller --Edith
  
• Semtex.  --Vitenka
  
• AlexChurchill's godfather enjoyed recommending "Hold your breath for twenty minutes".
  
• Try ibuprofen - MoonShadow
  
• Get some fresh air.
  
• Eat something. I find cornflakes good, but whatever will stay down.
  
• Baking soda. In whatever fashion you see fit.
  
• Vinegar usually does the trick. Note: avoid using baking soda when vinegar is appropriate and vice versa.
  
• Gargling with salt water.
  
• Sarcasm.
  
• HUGS!
  
• "I say we nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure." - Aliens
  
• Drink a pint of water (some say milk) before you go to bed.
  
• You know the liquid dill (not pickled!) gherkins come in? Drink a mugful. For that matter, the gherkins are quite nice too.
  
• Count sheep.
  
• I refer the reader to the MASH theme tune. (The film, that is.)
  
• Ensure the film thickness is constant across the substrate.
  
• If all else fails, a flame thrower of some sort would probably cure more or less anything.  --FR
  
• Try one of those newfangled Diets.
  
• Frozen JaffaCakes help.
  
• DriedFrogPills. If they don't cure it, they should at least alleviate the symptoms.
  
• Reboot it.
  
• A good firm kick on occasion.
  
• Chew food at least 20 times, 40 times for soup -- Garbleds late grandfather
  
• Bang your head against a hard surface. Repeat until sapience occurs or ceases.
  
• Eat sitting down.
  
• Make noises with your armpits. You can check yourself for the black death at the same time. You know it makes sense...
  
• Tapping just to the side of your throat creates endorphins which are a natural painkiller.
  
• Chicken Soup
  
• When in doubt, set something on fire.
  
• A nice cup of tea (see [here])
  
• Death usually fixes it --Tsunami
  
• Try pulling your eyelid down as far as it'll go and then blowing your nose.
  
• Try unplugging it and blowing on all the connectors.
  

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• Put a space between the right angle brackets.
  
• Have a banana - they have potassium in them.
  
• Take this, Asterix?.  The only two ingredients I can tell you are in it are mistletoe and lobster (the latter is optional, but it enhances the flavor).