NokkyQuotes/February2005

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Mon28th February

Alex: Ah, it's transitive! Day dawns, dawn breaks, so day breaks!
- Mike: So why do they commute?
- Matt: No, they're transitive, not commutative. Break doesn't dawn.
- Mike: What fool would try to commute in a transit van?

Mike: I've never contracted an adverb before - is it serious?

Sat26th February

Chris: I was hoping that I could do something with your "bum"

Stephen: Don't you put my bum in double quotes

Paul Bridle speaking to CityChurchCambridge: I have to tell you, you have the smell of revival in your loos!

Paul Bridle: What's the fifth personal need? Love, worth, freedom, hope, and... It begins with C... ...Chocolate!

Tue22nd February

Mike to Alan: I bet you've never SSH'ed into an explosion before.

Mon21st February

Mike: Mmmm, levitating desks. Tasty!

Alex to Mike: I'll oxymoronic you, you crazy sane person!

Fri18th February

Zoë: Mental note - don't trust Mike with my door stops.

Thu17th February

Anika: Waah, everyone's against me!
- Kate, her friend: Not everyone! Only everyone in this room...

Wed16th February

Mike: Are all three of your left hands identical?
- Alan: No.... one is identical the others are different!

Alan: I've been measuring my nose each day... it hasn't changed size in the past year!

Alan: No... doodling on flans is heretical.

Tue15th February

Ian: I suppose homework is in the same category as black holes

Ian: Well, if you were a killer whale wouldn't you be overconfident?

Sat12th February

Dave: Every pair of night vision goggles I've ever seen has two eyes going down to only one. So when I'm sneaking around in the dark, okay I can see the things I'm sneaking around, but I can't tell how far away it is - bump! And now I've told everyone where I am and now I'm dead.
- Steve: Well, you could have an eyepatch on.
- Dave: So at least you could die cool!?

Fri11th February

Alan: My identity changes hour by hour. It's very disconcerting!

Thu10th February

Jack re PrinceCharles? as head of the church: He's spiritually a very confused man
- Steve: He's a very confused man!
- Jack: Well I would say that, but that doesn't concern me!

Wed9th February

Mike: Delta functions should not be confused with quotes. Even during polishing.
- Alan: (sending the above to PresidentEvil): I think that's a delta function...

Tue8th February

PeterTaylor: How am I supposed to know what a vaguely normal person uses the Internet for?

Sat5th February

Jacqueline: All blokes in the world will become gay! Because I'm in the world!

Jacqueline to Ady: We're not able to get engaged until you're a little more gay!

Thu3rd February

Alan: ... and Nagi has trained me in the art of spotting covert ops... however his training didn't specifically mention how to spot malintentioned cheese cycling down the road in the rush hour...

I think that's the best quotes collection in recent months. Thankee for the smiles, all. --Vitenka

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