UsefulChants

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Some useful chants to get you through the day... (whatever kind of day you are having)

Treguna Mekoites Tracorum Satis Dee!

Might be useful for unpacking.

: Actually had someone chanting this, somewhat spontaneously, last night. Realised what it was, too. Scary stuff. --Vitenka

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

: Useful in any situation.

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

: Probably should be reserved for special occasions...

Izati abe mehinam. Eto cafe nam!

: To counteract that sinking feeling.

Unum habebabum sed rotor acidit (sp?)

: Definitely not the last rites.

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Keys keys keys keys keys

: for finding them

Keys keys keys keys keys god

: version of the above to use if you're in the RevolutionaryGirlUtena/Movie

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!!

: Maybe not so useful after all...

White-orange, orange. White-green, blue. White-blue, green. White-brown, brown.

: The RJ45Mantra

NagiNagiNagi

: Useful only in the most extreme emergencies

"Let order be brought forth out of Wiki Chaos. Let structure be imposed on the amorphous concept-mass! Rigour, be generated! Links - be propagated! For the sacred sake of the expansion of CategoryCategory and the raising of the Google BackLink? index! I call for a RampantOverCategoriser... I call... M-A!!"

: Proven effective in under two minutes.

Are we nearly there yet?

Repeat often.

: Vulnerable to counter-chants of "You can hold on for a bit longer, can't you?"

Ancient spirits of Eeeeevil, transform this decayed form into (insert name) the Ever-Living!!

: Useful on the morning after too many beers / not enough caffeine / Mondays.

MTG: Kor Chant

: For those days when you just couldn't cope with any more MTG: Shocks.

Money. Tickets. Passport. Directions.

Banish malign spirits that cause travel screwups

: Except those of the "I forgot my pajamas/toothbrush/phone charger/towel" variety.

Stercus, stercus, stercus - moriturus sum

Proven effective immediately before Karate tournaments, albeit with regrettable side-effects - CorkScrew

Also efficacious upon judo. I feel however that there is a bug somewhere, as it tends to leave undesirable injury processes lying around the system. --Requiem

Can be definitively said to work to the extent that it wasn't me that got kicked in the head. I still got docked points tho. Dumb chant :( - CorkScrew

Is swearing in Latin against the rules?

: Surely it's too cultured to be considered swearing. Uttering expletives possibly. If it is against the rules then sorry :( - CorkScrew

Useful Useful Useful...

: Well, it was missing

ThePowerOfSubtextCompelsYou!

When you absolutely, positively, need to convice someone that Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are meant for each other, yesterday.

: Why would you want to do that?

Because you want to commit FanfictionCrimesAgainstHumanity?? - TsundereLightning.

Manuever, Crash, Finger-Signal, Hospital

: When pulling out.

CategoryRandom, CategoryVoices?