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Some useful chants to get you through the day... (whatever kind of day you are having)


Treguna Mekoites Tracorum Satis Dee!
Might be useful for unpacking.
Actually had someone chanting this, somewhat spontaneously, last night.  Realised what it was, too.  Scary stuff.  --Vitenka

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
Useful in any situation.

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
Probably should be reserved for special occasions...

Izati abe mehinam. Eto cafe nam!
To counteract that sinking feeling.

Unum habebabum sed rotor acidit (sp?)
Definitely not the last rites.

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Keys keys keys keys keys
for finding them

Keys keys keys keys keys god
version of the above to use if you're in the RevolutionaryGirlUtena/Movie

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!!
Maybe not so useful after all...

White-orange, orange. White-green, blue. White-blue, green. White-brown, brown.
The RJ45Mantra

NagiNagiNagi
Useful only in the most extreme emergencies

"Let order be brought forth out of Wiki Chaos. Let structure be imposed on the amorphous concept-mass!  Rigour, be generated!  Links - be propagated!  For the sacred sake of the expansion of CategoryCategory and the raising of the Google BackLink? index!  I call for a RampantOverCategoriser... I call... M-A!!"
Proven effective in under two minutes.

Are we nearly there yet?
Repeat often.
Vulnerable to counter-chants of "You can hold on for a bit longer, can't you?"

Ancient spirits of Eeeeevil, transform this decayed form into (insert name) the Ever-Living!!
Useful on the morning after too many beers / not enough caffeine / Mondays.

MTG: Kor Chant
For those days when you just couldn't cope with any more MTG: Shocks.

Money. Tickets. Passport. Directions.
Banish malign spirits that cause travel screwups
Except those of the "I forgot my pajamas/toothbrush/phone charger/towel" variety.

Stercus, stercus, stercus - moriturus sum
Proven effective immediately before Karate tournaments, albeit with regrettable side-effects - CorkScrew
Also efficacious upon judo. I feel however that there is a bug somewhere, as it tends to leave undesirable injury processes lying around the system. --Requiem
Can be definitively said to work to the extent that it wasn't me that got kicked in the head. I still got docked points tho. Dumb chant :( - CorkScrew
Is swearing in Latin against the rules?
Surely it's too cultured to be considered swearing. Uttering expletives possibly. If it is against the rules then sorry :( - CorkScrew

Useful Useful Useful...
Well, it was missing

ThePowerOfSubtextCompelsYou!
When you absolutely, positively, need to convice someone that Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are meant for each other, yesterday.
Why would you want to do that?
Because you want to commit FanfictionCrimesAgainstHumanity?? - TsundereLightning.

Manuever, Crash, Finger-Signal, Hospital
When pulling out.



CategoryRandom, CategoryVoices?

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