ToothyWikiInternals/GoogleSearch

That does make for some interesting reading in places doesn't it :)

• The ones for CategoryAnime are perhaps the most worrying, although one of the results for AzumangaDaioh wins the 'disturbed' prize outright.
  
• MoonShadows explanations under Tatu certainly got us some traffic
  
• Unfortunately, so did the ScriptKiddie page (and no, they weren't looking for ways of stopping them...) *shudder*.
  
• I thoroughly approve of the person who was searching for "princesstutu games"
  
• Why am I not surprised that two individuals (one Australian, one Yahoo) ended up on the ToothyWiki having just searched for tickletorture?
  
• MoonShadow is a Chardonnay??
  

- Kazuhiko (who is excessively proud of the fact that doing a search for 'princessmaker' on google.co.jp gives his homepage as the 9th result...)

• kitten pictures as i walk through the valley of darkness i will fear no evil (google)
  

Whoa.  That's pretty good.  Can I suggest linking which wiki page such searches turn up, so that you don't immediately get a second copy?  ;)

Sure. Except that one didn't hit a wiki page - it hit the Boy and the Darkness, [chapter 1-7]. - MoonShadow, who can just imagine the mindset.. "<high-pitched squeaky voice>Oh, I'd like some pretty pictures of kittens</high-pitched squeaky voice> <deep booming voice>AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF DARKNESS</deep booming voice>"

A more mundane suggestion would be that they went searching for the second piece, not having noticed their more saintly younger sister had left 'kitten pictures' in there.  Then they clicked, wondering who on earth would actually have such a page.  Or maybe it was searching for a 'war kitty' type image.

PeterTaylor hypothesises it was someone looking for a poster they had seen / they thought someone must have created by now.

That'll be it. It'll be someone looking for one of those posters of cute kittens/puppies/ducklings/whatever that have a bible verse on them - SunKitten

Yes, but a kitten walking through the valley of death?  I mean 'hang in there kitty' it aint.  --Vitenka (Google finds a scary number of sites with text along those lines, though)

• 'how to topdeck' {boggle} (Um, to explain to those who don't already know - to TopDeck means to blindly draw precisely the right card from the top of your deck.  It's pure luck, unless you use marked cards.)
  
• 'Sheet music to starwars' ended up on exactly the right page, but must have gone away amusingly disappointed.
  
• 'dum dum dum dededum' ended up on exactly the right page, and probably went away quite happy.
  
• 'starwars startrek crossover stories' ended up on almost exactly the wrong page.  I am amused.
  

To add - I have now started doing this.  Missing out the spaces drives away all of the pointless "Buy our stuff - oh sorry, out of stock" pages, and does seem to increase hte information density.

• The typo in 'Chinese Good Luck Manta' causes it to hit MagicTheGathering/EventsAndReports
  
• PhoenixFeathers/RinFanClub is picked up by 'cute girl kissing cute girl'; and now 'Gothic pyjamas'
  
• Vitenka/Quotes is a source of more wisdom than we knew, as the endpoint of a search for 'get rid of static in trousers'
  
• Best of all, though, is that due to the last check for random searches, a google search for 'hang in there kitten image' and one for '"hang in there kitty" poster' hit this page.
  

I'm personally somewhat disturbed by the search for "man in pink tutu", though unsurprised it landed here... - MoonShadow

• 'wiki mooing'?! Why was someone looking for that?
  
• Someone looking for 'ravnica spoiler' hit AlexChurchill's homepage.
  
• 'examples of Hitler avoiding antagonising stalin' ended up on CICCU. :boggle:
  

Maybe they simply wanted to shock the intended target rather than killing them. --Angoel